As I was deleting old messages from my e-mail folders, I came upon two from my father that I'd received last year: New Adventures Into The Hollow Earth and Home Colon Cleansing. Either he's come to the same conclusions as I have, or he's gone a bit off. I'll have to keep an eye on him.

I didn't go to my 15th college reunion, which was, apparently, a mistake, as has been pointed out to me by several classmates through e-mail attachments. I've sent each of them their own personalized copies of W32.klez.