Chubby Arkansas mom forces daughter to eat deep fried Twinkie in attempt to make South the most obscenely obese place on the planet. Baptist pastor James "Joe" Elroy (back to camera) hopes to combat his declining membership by increasing the size of each Churchgoer: "after shunning women and science, we gotta fill those pews any way we can." Historians expect Second Civil War when corpulent South becomes dependent on Northern production of Insulin.